Yup...

New Lays Flavors --- Yuck.

Never, since my days studying abroad where I had the misfortune of stumbling upon the "spicy pork" variety of Lays' across-the-pond cousin Walkers, have I found such an abomination.

I did a taste test with some of my friends, for my other more food-centric blog, and the short of it? They all are pretty nasty.

I had SUCH high hopes for Sriracha... but at best it was only okay. Chicken and Waffles tasted like maple syrup cardboard, and while the cheesy garlic bread started off tasting good, eventually the chemical aftertaste got to us.

We won't be voting for any of these, sorry Lays.

STAY SAFE

Apparently Finding Nemo is going to kill us all or something.

But no seriously: be smart today. Stay inside and stay warm!

Worst Fear Experienced Abroad...

So, Mere and I went to Iceland. It was pretty freaking awesome. I fully intend on writing a detailed account of it over at my other blog, but in the meantime, I'd like to share a gripe. Actually, it's less of a gripe and more of a horror story.

That's right. My worst nightmare, lurking right under the surface: hair. in. my. food.

Shown above is a serving of Puffin from a tapas bar in Iceland. Upon stepping foot in Iceland I had one goal--eat a puffin (and maybe a whale). Despite being a cute and cuddly poor man's penguin, puffins are a staple food in Iceland. While it's not totally Andrew Zimmern-worthy, it seemed a safer bet than Hákarl, though I fully intended on sampling that as well.

Sadly, puffin was not featured on the tasting menu I had ordered, so I decided to get it in addition--making my bill go from expensive to astronomical but it was our last night, and I didn't totally care since I pretend I'm a foodie or something. Tapas are small portions, I wanted to try a lot of stuff. After eating a nibble or two of Puffin, which tastes kind of like wet beef jerky mixed with odor de catfood, if you were curious (whale is fantastic though, I had no complaints on that one), I dug into the salad. In retrospect, perhaps it was a garnish and not a salad, but as the waitress walked by I pulled a long thick black strand of hair from my mouth with a leaf of lettuce dangling below it.

I immediately began to gag as the waitress looked on in horror. Thankfully, the puffin chunks stayed down.

She took the hair from my hand and told me she'd be right back. When she returned she asked if I was okay, and apologized but kind of was like "these things happen..." so I assumed I was SOL. However, she then proceeded to tell me that not only was my $15 Puffin removed from my bill, but my tasting menu had been upgraded, and I was getting a "surprise" for dessert.

I went from tiny bites like this:

3"x3" squares of tiny food

To full side dishes, like this:

5"x9" plates of food plus sides!

When dessert came, I assumed I'd get another full sized portion. I got this:

FIVE FREAKING DESSERTS. Each one more delicious than the last. SO MUCH WIN. And the waitress apologized each and every time she stopped by the table. I wish it was customary to tip there, because I would have given her a huge one--I probably would have anyway, if her shift hadn't ended before we were done eating!

While this was the best customer service I've probably ever experienced, it was just a big example of how NICE people in Iceland are. Could you imagine what would have happened in America? At the least you'd get a free app or dessert--something you probably didn't want anyway--at best maybe the meal would be comped. In Iceland, you get your meal upgraded, your ruined food comped, plus FIVE DESSERTS. Seriously, everyone was so friendly and willing to help. Cars would even stop in the middle of the street to let us take stupid pictures like this:

 Yeah, we're all in traditional Icelandic sweaters, looking like silly touristy fools here.

Anyways, Iceland was amazing. It was one of those places I never had the real urge to visit until someone offered me the opportunity to go, and now it's a place I want to return to as soon as possible. The landscape was so gorgeous it was hard to believe it was on Earth. The food was exotic and wonderful, and as I said, the people were amazing.

What am I even paying you for?

Hungover.
Stumble to the local Starbucks.
Order coffee.
Order bagel.
Can you please toast it?
You don't have a toaster oven?
Can you spread on the cream cheese?
No?
Well damn, what am I even paying you for?

If you don't know what I am referring to, than you are lucky. I know this sounds like a first world problem, but how difficult is it for a Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks employee to spread the cream cheese on my bagel. I'm not spoiled, just disappointed that in many locations you are given a cold bagel with a small package of cream cheese. If I wanted to spread it on myself than I would have just made it at home. This is a pet peeve and I must not be the only one who wants a little extra service when it comes to my breakfast.

What really sparked this post was my experience at a local starbucks by San Diego State University (SDSU). When asked if they would toast the bagel they promptly responded that they don't have a toaster and we can blame the university. My colleague suggests they have heard this request for months with no regard to what the customers actually want. Some middle manager is dropping the ball and not reporting customer needs properly. This example shows the poor management structure associated with SDSU Dining Services and the employees unhappy feelings towards their place of work.

This is my gripe, and i'm sticking to it.

You just can't win with Drunk A$$holes

I'm 24, but still feel like i'm playing in the kids sandbox.

A common saying in rap culture is that haters gon' hate, and often I find meaning to these simple words of advice in my day-to-day life. I attempt to surround myself with people who are going to push me up and help me get to a higher ground. But sometimes those bullies just come out to play and they are not satisfied until hurting someone else to provide validation for their own worthless lives.

Now some of these bullies will grow up as they learn that there are other ways to enjoy life, and others will just keep leading a life of anger and pushing friends away. The latter is who I gripe about today. Here is my example of the constant double standard and utter irony I must deal with from a hater. 

If y'all have read my past posts, we have a house dog. It is owned by the hater, but not necessarily taken care of by its master. So myself and other roommates will pitch in refilling bowls of food/water, taking him out for walks, and the like. But when the dog ran out of food, I simply put the old bag by the front door as a symbol that the dog's owner should get him some food. Eventually another bag of food was purchased within days, but the old one was never thrown out. So this hater decides a week and a half later when the bag is still sitting there, that he will pick up the garbage and yell about how it is stupid that the bag was not thrown out. Granted he was drunk, so maybe he didn't understand that the one who gets the new bag of food should kindly throw out the old bag, keeping the system flowing and moving forward like a well oiled machine. But no, the hater has to make a big stink of something that was his own responsibility, attempting to put it on me that I was stupid and should have moved the bag sooner. (As I write this, the small replacement bag is almost empty, let's see what happens next)

This kind of attitude clashes very hard with my style of life, because I like to use the pay-it-forward method. But when I run into someone who does not give back to the greater good, than I end up getting the short end of the stick. Since my stick is getting very short and I have resorted to minor communication to minimize conflict with the aggressive roommate, I've started looking into other options of how to handle an adult bully. (25 is considered adulthood, right?)


Tactics of the adult bully
As this case illustrates, emotional bullying occurs when someone tries to gain control by making others feel angry or afraid. It is often characterized by yelling, and name-calling, sarcasm, mocking, putting down, belittling, embarrassing or intimidating.

Bullies often have personality disorder

Many bullies have a deep sense of insecurity about themselves, completely lacking empathy or the ability to perceive how they are negatively affecting others. They honestly don’t see themselves as the problem and are constantly dismay when others around them are devastated or offended by their behavior. This is known as “narcissistic” personality disorder, where one is only capable of interpreting events from their perspective. Pre-occupied with themselves, with little regard or understanding of the feelings of others.

Can bullies change?
While research shows that most bullies are unable to make deep changes to their personality, they are sometimes able to modify their behavior to the extent that they are more tolerable. Usually, the motivation to change is inspired by outside influences such as employers, spouses, or children. Other bullies decide to change at the threat of losing their job.

Four Ways To Cope written by Tony Fiore, Ph.D, a practicing psychologist and anger management trainer in Southern California these tips are used from www.angercoach.com

• Focus on the positive attributes of the bully and try to ignore the negative parts. For instance, Bill had a very sweet and generous side to him when not being a bully— a side Ann could learn to focus on to survive the unpleasant times.

• Be confident and look your bully in the eye. Speak in a calm and clear voice while asserting yourself by naming the behavior you don’t like and state what is expected instead.

• Create a distraction or change the subject. Try using humor or a well-chosen word to disarm the bully.

• Give the bully’s ego what it needs. For instance, Ann learned to praise Bill more and give him more credit and acknowledgment for things he did do well. While this tactic is a little manipulatory, it never- the- less worked well to decrease the number of times Bill bullied her. And it allowed Ann to survive a difficult situation.

In conclusion: I will use these methods to help cope with the bully, looking him in the eye, changing the subject and blatantly ignoring his attempts to aggravate me or get a rise out of my emotions. It would be hard to do #4 since there are very little opportunities to give credit, but who knows, maybe I will walk downstairs after this and see he has cleaned up for football Sunday.  My mother always tells me, everything happens for a reason and I guess there is some great purpose why I am put in this position to test my nerves. Maybe I just have to learn that not everone will be there with positive reinforcement and learning to deal with Drunk A$$holes will help me become a better, stronger man.

Haters gon' hate, but I got work to do!

20-Something Stuff I Like

I would like to share with you all a handy-dandy little app that is helping my lazy butt get motivated to lose some weight*

My Fitness Pal. It's somewhat of a social network for fitness, but the app itself has lots of handy-dandy helpers to keep you on track.

This thingie is awesome. It calculates how many calories you should be consuming in a day to lose what weight you want to lose, and has a food diary that you can type in what you're eating and it will deduct those calories. You can even search chain restaurant dishes, there's over a million entries in their database!

Me, being a foodie, eating my weight in what is actually goat
right here.

BUT, it's not just about dieting, it also gives you MORE calories if you exercise!

To make this work, I've turned the entire thing into a game: have at least 100 calories leftover in my day, but only IF I've also exercised (don't want to starve myself or not get a healthy amount of calories). If I want to drink two beers tonight, but I estimate I will have most of my calories used by dinner, how many minutes should I spend on the elliptical? It's like a word problem, and you'd think that as a hater of both math AND exercise I wouldn't bother myself with it BUT when I have 100-200 calories left in my day it's a great feeling! Plus, you can add friends and such on there who are updated of your status and being held accountable in that way is very helpful to me.

I'm even trying to get those calories to be full of GOOD things rather than just be empty sugar-filled calories. So far this week I've actually eaten breakfast that wasn't just coffee (grapefruit, Greek yogurt, banana nut muffin), huge salads for lunch, and dinners such as kale and sweet potato swiss cheese quesadilla, baked chicken with roasted asparagus, and roasted veggies with vegan cheese sauce and a turkey burger with roasted red pepper pesto. I want to get rid of bread and baked goods unless I make them myself, and cut down on processed food in general.

Are you also trying the cliche'd "Lose Weight, Get Healthy" resolution like me? Here are some more helpful tools:

-Can You Stay For Dinner? -- This has got to be my absolute FAVORITE food blog. The blogger, Andie, lost 130 pounds all on her own with diet and exercise. However, she is a big proponent of eating for your SOUL, not the scale, and not depriving yourself. I love her suggestion of starting every meal with a hefty salad and making half your plate veggies. Her blog is packed with tons of lighter versions of your favorite recipes and I can say first-hand that you would never guess they were light.

-Livestrong -- Similar to MyFitnessPal, but with a bunch of articles on various health things. I was able to find out how to exercise off my NECK FAT, so you know these guys know their stuff.

-Stupid Easy Paleo -- My former high school science teacher runs this blog. She is very into fitness, CrossFit, and the Paleo diet. However, her recipes here look so tasty, you don't even have to be paleo to enjoy them!

-Mark's Daily Apple -- For those who like the idea of paleo but don't want to follow it strictly for whatever reason. I'm likely to try this diet to maintain my weight once I lose what I want to. He allows for a bit of flexibility, and really goes into the Primal/Paleo diets and what they do and mean for your body.

-Women's Health Best Packaged Foods -- I discovered this yesterday and it is amazing. If you must get something that comes in a box with too much packaging, these are your best bets. I will definitely keep some of these in mind next time I make a grocery trip!

*YES IT'S MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION YES I KNOW THOSE NEVER WORK AND YES I AM FULLY AWARE I WILL GO BACK TO EATING BADLY AND NOT EXERCISING THANKS.

Note: I am aware that calorie-counting is not the best way to lose weight. My plan is to hopefully drop the initial weight I've gained over the holidays and then try to slowly make some lifestyle changes to

LIKE A FRIGGIN ADULT!

Guys. Not only did I find a whole chicken for $3.77, I ROASTED THAT MO'FO LIKE A CHAMP. First time ever roasting a chicken, and I didn't entirely mess it up!

Please pay no attention to the black sludge on the bottom. Those were just there for the aromatics  Right. But the crispy skin is perfecto.

Now I have chicken all week. You're jealous.

If you find an insane deal on a whole chicken like I did, here is what you do (more in-depth recipe on my other blog to come): layer the bottom of your roasting pan with onions, carrots, celery, and if you're feeling really ambitious, potatoes. I was more into the flavor these things would give off, so it's okay that my onions and carrots turned to sludge. Really.

Rinse your chicken well, inside and out. Then, stuff the open cavity of your chicken with as many lemon halves as you can, and any herbs you have lying around the house. I did thyme. Also, slice a head of garlic in half and put that in there too. You can NEVER have enough garlic! Truss the bird, if you're able (position wings under bird, tie legs back) but I just kind of cooked it in the twine it came in and it was all good.

Place the chicken over the veggies, sprinkle GENEROUSLY with salt and pepper, and drizzle butter over the bird. Bake at 450 degrees for an hour to an hour and a half, until juices run clear when you pierce with a fork and when, you know, it's not RAW inside when you cut it.

Ta-daaa! Chicken sandwiches for ALL!

How the Boston Police participated in my Job Interview

Well, it's that time again where I am going through the job interview motions. Currently, I'm in the initial phone call phase of the interview process. I have a few lined up--today I happened to have one at 1PM.

Sure enough at 1:05PM my phone rings, my interview starts and things are going very well. I am just in the middle of talking about a successful Twitter campaign I ran when my apartment doorbell rings.

My room happens to look right out onto the street and thus also has a great view of our front door stoop. I peek out the curtain, not stealthily because stealth is not a word that my body or brain recognizes as a potential attribute, and standing on the stoop is a man in plain clothes who I do not recognize. What do I do? Ignore it. Looks like he is selling something or like he wants to tell me how my cable bill can be reduced if I switch providers.

Of course, this interruption does not help my concentration but I get back in the groove of talking about how awesome I am and the bell rings again...then again...then again again again! I am cursing myself at this point for not learning how to spy properly as a child and adolescent. I ask the woman on the phone if she will please hold one moment and in my PJs (yay funployment) I open the front door.

New Girl

There are now not only one but two men standing there in plain clothes with something bright and shiny hanging around their necks. Because I am a girl who loves shiny glittery things my eyes immediately focus on this talisman and I realize it is the fucking Boston PD...in normal clothes! That means detectives right? They look me up and down and I start to IMMEDIATELY apologize for not opening the door sooner and explain that I am on an interview call and that I suck.

The two detectives (I mean if Law and Order taught me anything it is that detectives DO NOT wear uniforms but that officers ALWAYS do) looked me up and down and said "We just have to get upstairs."

Law and Order: SVU (not saying it was a case for SVU just LOOK no uniforms!)

There are two apartments above ours. One has a few girls in it, one of which is German Christian and for some reason I had a feeling that was not the destination apartment for these detectives. I tend to think it is the apartment directly above mine with at LEAST three families living in. It also happens to be the one that police and an ambulance visited the first week my roommates and I moved in.

Thank God I am fantastic at recovering from weird shit like that because I was able to pick my interview right up and finish with finesse. I was told I will definitely be hearing from her on Wednesday. GO ME!

But now...I want to know why the police were upstairs.

Dollar Store Heebie Jeebies

Why does everything there smell like dust and sadness? Considering I am in a constant state of Broke, I know this is something I have to get over. I'm getting good at utilizing the Dollar Store for decorations and random things like jars or cooking utensils or things that don't really need to be top-of-the-line. But some things I am still iffy about.

I still won't eat food from the dollar store. The dusty off-brand names make my stomach turn. Even the brand name ones. I don't know why, I wish it didn't. Full sized bags of chips for a dollar would be nice. Or cereal. Or anything because IT'S ONLY A DOLLAR.

Like everyone else on the planet, my New Year's Resolution is to lose some weight and get healthier. I roped a few friends into doing this with me, so I feel confident I have an actual shot at it. One of the mantras I keep hearing in all this is DRINK. MORE. WATER. So I got a neat little metal water bottle from the dollar store and, after using it to make Skittles Vodka for new years (Skittles + Vodka + 3 days, shaking occasionally = SKITTLES VODKA) I soaked it overnight in soapy water and then rinsed in the hottest water I could handle, three times. It's worth noting here that I also have a "phobia" of plastic, since I feel like everything plastic touches makes it taste like plastic and that, also turns my stomach, so a metal water bottle seemed ideal. Metal doesn't keep smells as easily as plastic does, so I figured a metal water bottle from the dollar store was safe. And I didn't end up with dust-flavored-vodka either, which was a good sign.

I filled the bottle this morning and after my coffee was done I took a giant swig of water and immediately my mouth was filled with the distinct taste of what the dollar store smells like. This was ten minutes ago and I CAN STILL TASTE IT. I CANNOT GET IT OFF MY TONGUE.

Uuuuugh.

New Year's Peeved

New Year's usually gives me a mild panic attack every year. To be fair, I am prone to panic attacks but there's just so much pressure that comes with the new year that this kind is especially potent.

Everyone is always demanding to know what your New Year's Resolutions are, what your plans are for the night of, and what your plans are for the year to come blah blah blah.

People who know me know that my life is stitched together with silly string and therefore they should know not to ask stupid questions like that of me, unfortunately these people are few. When I am asked this question, I just say what everyone else says:

1. Be healthier (mentally and physically)
2. Be more optimistic
3. Be more open to change

Pretty good, right? But those will never happen. Mostly because that is not who I am as a person.

Number 1 I can do for about a month before one of the two drops off and it all goes to shit.

someecards

 

Number 2 just isn't part of my personality. I have been cynical almost my entire life and that isn't going to change anytime soon. Sorry, folks.

Number 3... bahahhaaha, there is nothing that terrifies me more than change. And that's not changing anytime soon.

Sure, I can try and work on these things, but it is unrealistic of me to try to completely change myself. I might be able to tackle one, for a month.

Here are my REAL New Year's Resolutions:

1. Find full-time job (no more contractual work)
2. Hang out with people that make me happy, not people who make me miserable
3. Consider graduate school

These are three attainable goals. These, I might just be able to do. Why pick goals you know you aren't going to achieve? Why lie to yourself? You are just going to feel like a failure later when you don't accomplish them. Keep it simple and attainable.

New Year's Eve party plans? Just thinking about the planning that is involved makes me want to bang my head against a tree.

This year was quite a different experience for me, in that I didn't completely hate myself afterwards. I did something I wanted to do, with people I wanted to be with. There was no pressure to get trashed, to dress up like an ass, or to do something everyone else would be envious of. It was a simple party and bar kinda night.

partycity.com

People tend to make New Year's Eve a mandatory MUST of some sort: MUST have fun, MUST get drunk, MUST get laid, MUST kiss the love of my life, MUST MUST MUST...no thank you.

I am going to stick with my own approach of New Year's Eve.

Me...

As for the question of this coming year's plans...there is nothing to say. How the hell am I supposed to even think about that? I am adding a number 4 to my REAL New Year's Resolutions:

4. Live day to day and relax about the future.

What are your New Year's Resolutions? I want your real, honest ones, not the answer you give your parents friends when they ask.

The Paradox of an Office Heating System

In the summer, I wear my usual polished-casual office outfit at work--we are allowed to wear "dress jeans," whatever that means, but no graphic tees or sneakers--plus a zip up hoodie or sweater of some sort because our air conditioner makes my workspace sub-Arctic. One time, no lie, I wore gloves. It is difficult to type in gloves.

In the winter, the heat is cranked so high that I struggle to find office-appropriate attire without showing too much skin because it is boiling hot inside, while having layers nearby for the frigid New England temperatures outside for the mad dash from the office door to the car. I felt bad for EVERYONE the day I forgot to slather on some deodorant.

Today, I am wearing a light sweater and am seriously contemplating throwing on my down coat because it is unusually cold in here. I am hoping my blatantly outdoor winter scarf can pretend to be fashionable and that nobody thinks I look like a Chou-Chou* collared weirdo. If I felt comfortable revealing where I work this all would seem somewhat ironic, but not in an Alanis-Morisette-doesn't-know-the-meaning-of-the-word way. Really.

My New Year's resolution is to spontaneously develop lizard blood so that I can adapt to my environment seasonally and not be in a constant state of discomfort due to temperature.**

Did I mention I hate winter? I am over it. The snow was pretty for Christmas but my beach bag is on standby for whenever summer, prodigal season, decides to return to me and encase me in its warm, loving embrace.

*You know, those dogs with the huge fluffy mane around their necks? I thought I was clever with this one...
**Actually it's to lose ten pounds, and by lose ten pounds I mean I'll complain about my butt constantly but continue to sit on it for hours at a time stuffing my face with ZebraCakes because the world no longer has Twinkies and that is a TRAGEDY--though the bigger tragedy is the whiney explanation on Hostess's website as to why they closed. But maybe I'll Zumba once or twice? Yeah?

ER Griping

Last night I held my boyfriend's hand as he writhed in pain next to me while trying to put on a tough face. We were in the ER--my second time there in a month, a different reason but still the transportation--and the waiting room was entirely empty. We were told "any minute now" every hour on the hour, and soon it was 6am. Neither of us would be on time to work, that was for certain. And while I have a precious few vacation/sick time hours left, his current job does not allow him the luxury.

He would nod off next to me for a couple of minutes, only to wake again with the pain moments later. The frustration and anger built up in both of us. How busy could they be with only us in the waiting room? Why couldn't they DO something?

For a while the only other person in the waiting room was a homeless man who had come in trying to get warm. He had garbage bags with random articles of clothing that he seemed to be taking an inventory of. Then he left and it was just us again.

Maybe it was because we were two young, able-bodied 20-somethings. Maybe they assumed we only wanted to get our hands on some prescriptions. Maybe the invisible ambulances that the front desk kept telling us were arriving--we were right next to the ambulance bay and saw none--had too important people waiting to be seen. I tried to comfort him best I could, while trying not to freak myself out over the fact that my seemingly indestructible 6'5 boyfriend was experiencing pain that made him keel over in pain every few minutes.

Once we were called, after 5 hours of waiting, his temperature and blood pressure were taken, and then we waited another stretch of time I will estimate at about an hour and a half. Finally a doctor saw him, and the entire transaction took ten minutes. He was told it was a pinched nerve, and given a prescription. The doctor was gentle and apologetic, but seemed to be suggesting that the pain he was experiencing did not warrant an ER trip to begin with. He seemed concerned that my boyfriend had self-medicated with painkillers from a previous injury and I almost heard a condescending tone. I gritted my teeth and thanked him. During this exchange three elderly people were pushed past our room in stretchers, all seemingly awake and responsive and some even smiling. I wondered how many grandmas had taken a fall during Christmas celebrations and if elderly people should consider not living in homes with stairs. Then I felt like a bad person for thinking ill of the elderly.

The entire time I couldn't shake the feeling that we were being put off just because we are young. I feel this sort of discrimination regularly, but I also feel like complaining about it would fall on deaf ears because of a sort of "young privilege" or something. Like how I cannot compare my years of people scoffing "EAT A SANDWICH!" at me to someone being teased for being overweight because I happen to have a slimmer body type. I'm young, I shouldn't complain, and I should respect my elders and let them go before me in all things in life. My chance will come. Right.

I cannot count how many times I have gone to work feeling ill, only to have a smiling coworker say "party too hard last night, eh?" as they noticed the bags under my eyes or that I looked somewhat off--typically on a day where I choose to not wear makeup, ugh. I feel like whenever I am sick for any reason these days, it is assumed it is because I have "partied too hard." Yes, occasionally I have to deal with a hangover. But, as a somewhat responsible young adult, I try to keep my "partying" contained to the weekends and NOT on a work night.

I've heard stories of young people faking illness to get meds. And older people too. But do they wait for six hours, or do they give up? I don't know. Maybe that's the minimum wait to make sure you're not going to sell them or whatever--as he did end up getting painkillers or some sort. I don't know how the ER works, and I understand this is just going to look like me complaining. The fact that a ten minute meeting with a doctor needed to wait six hours is just mind boggling to me.

I do hope everyone in the ER that night was able to be discharged quickly. I'm just irritated I suppose. And sleepy. Very. Very. Sleepy.

Merry Day After Christmas

I'm sure all of us who are back at work today wish we had one of these things.

A Contractual Christmas

Well, next week starts the last week of my contract work for the "initial company." It has been ...interesting. This is not my first time doing contractual work, but this IS the first company where I feel as though they truly appreciate my time and effort.

It will be bittersweet. Although I love the people here and the work that we are doing is interesting...there just wasn't much actual work for me to do. Currently, I'm the only person in the office today and I have brought a book with me as well as a PDF of my resume because IT IS TIME TO JOB HUNT...again.

I have my fingers in a few pots but it's the never-ending process of continually attempting to find full-time work on a salaried basis and not a full-time contractual basis. Life is hard.

Also, I was not a very good little girl and was a bit frivolous with my money. Let's just say my family is getting a VERY good Christmas from me this year. Don't get me wrong, I have saved money up over the past few months for rent and groceries to last me a while, but I will be having NO fun until I find a new job (except for my trip to Iceland...my reward for absolutely nothing).

But I am going to stop myself there. It's Christmas (or "The Holidays") and I'm going to try and be positive for a spell. I will have some time to rest up, I will be able to fully enjoy Iceland, and I will be able to have all those doctors appointments that I have put off for lack of time (or desire). So...YAY, positivity.

I will end this with my Friday Before Christmas Playlist, that contains NO Christmas songs whatsoever:

1. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
2. Howlin' For You - The Black Keys
3. Ceremony - New Order
4. Lovestoned/I Think That She Knows - Justin Timberlake
5. Closer - Kings of Leon
6. I'm Going Down - Mary J. Blige
7. Jane Fonda - Mickey Avalon (video NSFW)
8. Here Comes Your Man - Pixies
9. Glycerine - Bush
10. How I Roll - Charlie Mars
11. Everlong - Foo Fighters (I have always loved this video)
12. Without You- Harry Nilsson
13. The Truth - Precious Bryant
14. When You Were Mine- Prince (the only version I could find that was actually Prince was on MySpace!)
15. None of Your Business - Salt n' Pepa
16. Eyes on Fire (Zeds Dead Remix) - Blue Foundation (Zeds Dead)
17. Life's a Gas - T-Rex
18. I was a Lover - TV On the Radio
19. Kiss Off - Violent Femmes
20. Death - White Lies (Crystal Castles remix is pretty good too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCnF6T59jm4)

Pet Peeve and Phobia Rolled Into One

Hair in food is the worst.

I don't care if I have just scrubbed my scalp with Lysol and coated my hair in a gallon of Purell to literally watch the hair float gently from my own head and lightly land on my dish and even onto a portion of the plate that has little to no food on it. I DON'T CARE.*

Stolen from here but is a stock photo of some sort? WHY.

Yesterday I watched helplessly as a strand of my own hair landed on my chicken cacciatore when I was no more than halfway done with the dish. Into the trash it went. 

Would YOU want this to touch your food? I think not.

I was reminded of this tragic event just now when I noticed a stray hair on my hand as I reached for my cake pop and yelped "NO!" --I did this. I yelped, with my office door open, terrified that my dessert enjoying experience would be ruined by my own dead cell buildup.

It's okay, guys. I saved it. That was a close one.

*I am gagging while I write this. :shiver:


EDIT: So I just read through the link where I stole the hairy plate image from. I guess ingesting hair is not really a health hazard. UNLESS YOU INGEST AN ENTIRE HEAD'S WORTH. How is that even a point you need to make?

• "The only real scenario in which hair would pose a threat, she continues, is if you ate a whole head’s worth. Large quantities of the stuff can do to your digestion what it does to your shower drain. Ingesting that much could make long clumps of hair, called trichobezoars, form in your stomach and cause abdominal pain and other symptoms."

AHHHH SHOWER DRAIN BELLY. GROSS GROSS GROSS.

It goes on to further scare the ever-loving-shit out of me:

• The truth is, you might have eaten hair today. Food manufacturers use L-cysteine, an amino acid in keratin, to stabilize dough and perk up the taste buds that detect salty, savory flavors. Although some factories derive their L-cysteine synthetically or from duck feathers, others get it from human hair. It’s clean, though, thanks to the fact that the manufacturers who use human hair boil it in hydrochloric acid to extract the L-cysteine from the keratin.

So, now whenever I eat a non-homemade baked good (first they take away my Twinkies, then they make me fear my ZebraCakes!?) I am going to be chanting "please be duck, please be duck, please be duck..." between each bite. LOVELY! Also, seriously guys, THINK OF THE VEGANS! Does human hair fall under their umbrella of no-eat-foods? I would think so...

 And then, just to end on a happy note:

• The FDA has set many standards for what it defines as “natural or unavoidable defects” in foods, but hair doesn’t make the list. And if you think that’s icky, there might be something even worse in your spaghetti; the FDA also okays up to two maggots per can of tomatoes.

THANKS, POPULAR SCIENCE. I'm going to go cower in the corner now.

Entry-Level Job Miracles

Source: istock.

The most exciting part of my day was seeing the iced coffee machine in the lunch room. I am scared to use it, in case it is a mirage.

This ties with yesterday when I received a FREE CARRY-ON LUGGAGE that someone left on the "freebie table" ie one of the lunch tables where people occasionally put stuff they don't want anymore with post-its that say "please take!"

In less-exciting news, someone has offered up free soy sauce packets on the freebie table.

Spreading Good Cheer with Tears in Our Eyes.

The events of Friday in Newtown, Connecticut were heart-wrenching, heart-breaking, a tragedy.. That is something we can all agree on. I feel similar in the aftermath as I did when September 11th happened--while it didn't affect me directly, it made a profound impression and left me feeling helpless. My heart is aching for these families. I lost someone close to me once, and while not in such a violent and hate-filled way, the ache is still there and I cannot even imagine what those families are going through.

I don't think it's right to use this tragedy as an excuse to stand on a soap box or promote a political agenda. The parents and families of those whose lives were lost have not even buried their slain loved ones yet. No thank you, I do not want to hear about how this had nothing to do with guns, or everything to do with guns, I don't want to hear about God not being in public schools or not in public schools and what that means, or whether or not mental illness is a factor in it all and what should be done about that. I don't care whether or not these meme-images coincide with my own beliefs, it is NOT the time or the place. I feel a little bit of rage build up inside of me whenever I see these things in my newsfeed. I want to cry because yes, what you believe is important, and yes, you have every right to express it, but to use a horrible tragedy to try and force others to see your side just feels so wrong to me. Even if change is set into motion by huge events such as this.

It could just be me, I don't know. But that's not the point of this post. Instead of griping on my facebook (there's this blog for that now, heh), I re-posted this link with the following:

"As the year comes to a close I think it is important to remember that despite it all, there is good in the world, and there are people who dedicate themselves to perpetuating it. We should take tragedy not as an excuse to get on a soapbox or spread political agendas, but as a catalyst to propel ourselves forward as human beings. We are all people, we all need each other, and love is worlds stronger than hate. Let's make our New Year's Resolution to try and make it on a list like this for 2013--if not on an internet buzz site but in the heart of someone who needs it. Happy Holidays to all, please let's remember what this time of year is all about."

And I mean it. I am 25. I am often selfish and self centered and while the worst thing that ever happened to me was losing my father, more often than not I think my world is ending because I cannot have the things I want. Or I don't have enough money. Or I don't live in NYC or California. When a tragedy like the Newtown shooting happens, it puts things into better perspective. I am so lucky to have the people in my life that I do. I am so lucky to have a roof over my head, food in my belly, a job, and even a bank account that isn't in the negatives. I need to pay it forward way more often than I do.

Why don't we put the soap boxes away, take a break from re-blogging and sharing memes that reflect political views--at least until the holidays are over--and instead re-channel that energy into something positive? Everyone is fighting their own battles, and no matter what they are a friendly face and helping hand are always appreciated. Pay for someone's coffee in line behind you. Donate $10 to a charity you care about. Leave an anonymous gift on the doorstep of a friend who needs cheering up. Volunteer somewhere. Pay for a stranger's lunch. Do something to make someone smile.

I guarantee you, while it won't change the world or dull the pain of such a terrible event, it will feel so much better than sharing a photo on Facebook.

“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, "Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”- Mr.Rogers

Happy Friday the 14th Playlist!

I seriously cannot express how happy I am that it is finally fucking Friday! #FFF

It has been a most interesting week and I am so thankful it is over. Before I get into my playlist and gripes of the week/day I just wanted to take a minute and thank all of you that have been following and reading so far! I know I can speak for all of us here at 20-Something Gripes, that we are super appreciative of your support and interest. We are at over 1,000 views, so thank you!!

Now on to more important things! Today I am going to talk about one of my MAJOR shortcomings: holding  grudges. I try not to, but there are some things that I just cannot forget no matter how hard I try. I still remember in second grade one of the boys in my class (I still remember his whole name, too!) stole and broke my favorite pencil and then made fun of me because I brought the Beach Boys Greatest Hits CD to class for show and tell. Trivial? Yes.  Stupid? Yes. Will I get over it? Well, it's been about 18 years....so probably not.

Internet

There are, of course, much more serious wrongs that have been done to me over the years but I am not comfortable talking about them on the internet for all to see, let's just say that in some of my grudges I am justified.

I know that I should get over this grudgemania, but I can't seem to shake it. I have been told many times how unhealthy and detrimental it is but I am a firm believer in the difficulties people havechanging behavior after 20 years of living one way and there are more important things to deal with...right?

Am I crazy? Do you hold grudges? If not, how do you get over it?

Since I am having a meh Friday, here is the playlist that I am using to get me through:

1. I Love It - Icona Pop
2. The Dope Show - Marilyn Manson
3. Push and Shove - No Doubt
4. Boys Wanna Be Her - Peaches
5. Meds - Placebo
6. The Wild One - Suzi Quatro
7. Phenomena - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
8. Top Rated - Icona Pop
9. Rhinestone Eyes - Gorrilaz
10. Eyes on Fire - Blue Foundation
11. Gold on the Ceiling - The Black Keys
12. Countdown - Beyonce
13. Rocky Took a Lover - Bell X1
14. Glass Onion - The Beatles
15. Jumanji -Azealia Banks
16. Stuck on a Puzzle - Alex Turner
17. Next Girl - The Black Keys
18. All I want for Christmas is You - Mariah Carey
19. All the Time - Diamond Rings
20. Toxic - Mark Ronson feat. Triggers

Be well and safe this weekend, my friends.

My friends are dorks.

"I'm on my way out," my roommate said to me as I got in from play rehearsal at nearly 10:00pm last night.

"What? Where are you going? Aren't you sick?" I responded, thinking back to two days ago when I had to bring her to the ER because her cough was inhibiting her breathing.

"I'm going to The Hobbit premiere. Aren't you?"

"Hah! You dork. Have fun!"

The majority of my friends spent last night waiting in line to see the midnight showing of The Hobbit, tickets they'd had for weeks. I politely declined and said that it was just a little too dorky for me. My same response when they asked me to audition to be an actor for the local Renaissance Fair. I'm a theater nerd for sure, and more dorky than I would probably let on in most circumstances--for example, I dressed up as Katniss for the Hunger Games premiere and while I never made it to a Harry Potter book release I always wanted to--but I gotta draw the line somewhere.

I remember a Facebook back and forth with two friends of mine, when one posted a Doctor Who meme of some sort to their wall. These friends also identify as different houses from Harry Potter, to the point where if you heard them casually discussing it, you'd think it was a real thing. Anyway, the conversation went something like this...

Me: Is there a nerdy thing that you guys DON'T like?
Friend 1: NOPE!
Me: I honestly can't think of one...
Me: MANGA! Right? You're not into all that stuff?
Friend 2: Yes, we aren't very fond of Manga.

I will just take the time to say here that yeah, I love my dorky friends. Also that, while I use nerd and dork interchangeably, an ex of mine was very adamant about the fact that they are very different beasts. He sent me the diagram below (he identified as "nerd"):

No thanks, I don't need to see The Hobbit until it comes out on DVD, if that. I wished my roommate luck and that her cough wouldn't upset her grand movie-watching experience with a theater full of awkward people in Hobbit feet. I said I'd wait until the next Hunger Games so I could whip out my Katniss costume again.

I proceeded to spend the rest of the night taking pictures of my cat.

Yes, they are the dorky ones.